Friday, October 19, 2007

Dumb Quotes

Okay! So I was watching the 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever last night on VH1 and there were some really dumb quotes on there, you know, cuz it is called 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever. I decided to write some on my blog because I haven't written on this in forever.

Okay!

Dumb quote # 1. A zebra doesn't change it's spots. - Al Gore

Dumb quote # 2. Smoking kills and if you get killed, then you have lost an important part of life. - Brooke Shields

Dumb quote # 3. I was taking a tour of Latin America and the only thing I regret is that I didn't study Latin more in school. - Dan Quayle

Dumb quote # 4. I'm sounding like Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid

Dumb quote # 5. Is there a big frog in my hair? I feel it. It's not about looks, it's about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Dumb quote # 6. We're gonna turn this team around 360°. - Jason Kidd ( He's saying that he wants to improve the team but if you understand math, You would know that 360° is a circle. If you improved 360°, then you would be the same as how you started.)

Dumb quote # 7. What's the Wall Street Journal? Is it bad? - Paris Hilton

This next one, Shaq was asked if he went to the Parthenon when he visited Greece.
Dumb quote # 8. I really don't remember all the clubs we went to. - Shaq

Dumb quote # 9. It's great being in the state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle

Dumb quote # 10. I don't really want to go to Japan because I don't like fish and I know fish is really popular in Africa.

I have some blonde moments like them sometimes. HA!