Okay! So I was watching the 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever last night on VH1 and there were some really dumb quotes on there, you know, cuz it is called 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes Ever. I decided to write some on my blog because I haven't written on this in forever.
Okay!
Dumb quote # 1. A zebra doesn't change it's spots. - Al Gore
Dumb quote # 2. Smoking kills and if you get killed, then you have lost an important part of life. - Brooke Shields
Dumb quote # 3. I was taking a tour of Latin America and the only thing I regret is that I didn't study Latin more in school. - Dan Quayle
Dumb quote # 4. I'm sounding like Jessica Simpson right now. She's looking like a rock scientist. - Tara Reid
Dumb quote # 5. Is there a big frog in my hair? I feel it. It's not about looks, it's about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Dumb quote # 6. We're gonna turn this team around 360°. - Jason Kidd ( He's saying that he wants to improve the team but if you understand math, You would know that 360° is a circle. If you improved 360°, then you would be the same as how you started.)
Dumb quote # 7. What's the Wall Street Journal? Is it bad? - Paris Hilton
This next one, Shaq was asked if he went to the Parthenon when he visited Greece.
Dumb quote # 8. I really don't remember all the clubs we went to. - Shaq
Dumb quote # 9. It's great being in the state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle
Dumb quote # 10. I don't really want to go to Japan because I don't like fish and I know fish is really popular in Africa.
I have some blonde moments like them sometimes. HA!
Friday, October 19, 2007
Dumb Quotes
Posted by The TapeEar at 5:50 PM
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19 comments:
Ohmygosh!
Finally!
I don't even remember you typing this. I don't even think I SAW you type this. Was I playing my (rented, but I want it for X-mas) game????
Anyways, those are some dumb quotes! I used the Al Gore quote for my quote of the week, hope you don't mind. ^_^
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!
She lives! (or your mommy did it for you - which is what I suspect)
I DID IT, I'M GOOD LIKE THAT !
Doesn't her picture go with her comment? ^
This one to me is the dumbest one.
Dumb quote # 3. I was taking a tour of Latin America and the only thing I regret is that I didn't study Latin more in school. - Dan Quayle
Who was that last quote from? Wow....who really thinks Japan is in Africa??
Those quotes made me laugh HARD!!!!!
Shaq's was pretty good!!
That last one was Brittany Spears!!!
xD
Oh, that doesn't surprise me at all!! Britney isn't the brightest little star in Hollywood........
Hey Manda, how about posting your Christmas list?
Please include pants, shirt and shoe sizes - or send me those on email.
OK?
Where's your dadgum Christmas list?
While you're at it, go fix yourself a quesa-dilla!
>=D
Yeah!
You no posty no Christmas list, you don't get no Christmas presenties.
:D
LOL!!
Here's her Napolean Dynamite Christmas list:
A pitcher of egg yolks
Fake neck brace (for the broken bone sympathy)
Napolean Dynamite DVD
Microwaved Steak on a plate
VOTE FOR PEDRO shirt
pocket protector
Napolean headband
tube socks
"How to Dance" VHS tape
Glamour Shots gift card
Gatorade
Chap Stick (my lips hurt real bad!)
TupperWare
A chicken with large talons
Something named Tina (so she can feed it and yell at it whenever she wants)
Football
...and Moon Boots!
Don't forget:
A Pinata
Fake buck teeth
Napolean Dynamite posters
A wig
Some ponytail holders (For that side ponytail)
A football
A sweet ride
A gold chain
Keychains
and....
Numbchucks
=D
Oh yeah...."The Dumby's Guide to Computer Hacking Skills" on casset
LOL. Numbchucks!! YES! She needs more skills.
Right, and I forgot about that sweet ride...GOSH!
Oops! I didn't see "football" on your list. Here's more:
A drawing pad
A cage for her Liger
A medal for milk tasting skills
A 5th utter
A (new)bike ramp
An action figure
A time machine
A 12-gage for hunting woverines
Dagnabit, Manda! Annea wants your Christmas list!
>=(
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